Alan's Reviews        

 

List of Movie Reviews A-L

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2010 new review!

28 Weeks Later Honey, I ate the kids

300

10,000 B.C.

101 Dalmatians worst idea for a kid's film ever?

A Beautiful Mind

Big Nothing

A Bug's Life- Nice Change of Pace

Aeon Flux

Air Farce One

Alladin

Alexander

American Beauty

American Pie

American Pie 2

Angels and Demons

Apollo 13

Armageddon

Arthur and the Invisibles

Artificial Intelligence

As Good as It Gets pretty cocky title

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Avatar

Babylon AD

Back to the Future

Back to the Future II

Bangkok Dangerous new review!

Basic Instinct You Know Why You Went

Batman

Batman: Gotham Night

Batman Forever Sounds Like Hell To Me

Batman Begins to Protect the Wealthy?

Beauty and the Beast

Beverly Hills Cop

Beverly Hills Cop 2

Big Fish

Blade

Blade II

Blade Trinity

The Bodyguard

Borat

The Bourne Identity

The Bourne Supremacy

Breach

The Brother's Grimm yeah its Grim alright

Bruce Almighty

Cars

Casper

Castaway

Catch Me if You Can

The Cave

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Man it must be fun to work in a factory

Charlie's Angels Full Throttle

Chicago

The Chronicles of Narnia

Chronicles of Riddick

City of Ember

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Cloverfield

Coming to America

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind*

Constantine

The Core

The Corpse Bride

Crocodile Dundee Fun but consideration for an Academy Award?

Dances with Wolves

The Dark Knight

The Day After Tomorrow

Death Race new review!

Deep Impact on my funny bone

The Devil Wears Prada

Die Another Day

Die Hard with a Vengeance

Dinosaur

Doctor Doolittle

Equilibrium

Eragon Come All Ye Brain Damaged 15 Year Olds!

ET

The Exorcist

Fantastic Four

Fantastic Four The Rise of the Silver Surfer

Fatal Attraction

The Fifth Element

Final Destination 3

Final Fantasy The Spirits Within* if only you had put out

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

 

 

 

Finding Nemo

Flightplan

The Flintstones

Flyboys

Forest Gump

The Fugitive

Gamer

Get Smart

Ghost guy stalking a chick after he dies, isn't this a horror movie?

Ghostbusters

Gladiator

Godzilla

Golden Eye

The Golden Compass

The Green Mile if you are into celebrity bootlicking you'll love it

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

The Guardian

Hancock

Hannibal Creepy British psychos sell tickets

The Happening What is this, Mystery Science 3000?

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Hitch

Hitman

The Holiday

Home Alone

Home Alone 2 and the world's best parenting award...

Hoodwinked

Hook

Hulk

The Hunchback of Notre Dame one ugly movie

I, Robot

I am Number Four

Ice Age

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

The Incredible Hulk

Indecent Proposal

Independence Day Come on Guys Talk to a Scientist!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull new review! Where is Michael Bay? He loves trashing things.

Iron Man

The Island environmentally friendly hollywood loves recycling!

Jaws $7-$10 million in and over $400 million out!

Jerry Maguire

John Adams

Jumanji

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park III

King Arthur on the Rocks

The Kingdom

Knocked Up

Lady in the Water*

The Last Samurai you've seen it before a**hole finds himself in Japan

The League of Uninteresting Gentlemen*

Lemony Snicket and the Series of Unfortunate Events you sir are no Harry Potter

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon 2

Lethal Weapon 3

Lethal Weapon 4 please make a Lethal Weapon 5!

Liar Liar

The Lion King the babysitter with the heavy pricetag

Look Whose Talking

The Lord of the Rings

The Lord of the Rings Two Towers Jackson Bitch Slaps Jar-Jar

The Lord of the Rings Return of the King

Lost in Space

The Lost World

The Love Guru