The Biggest Loser Truth Revealed, Contestants Force Fed

One of the oddest creations of the human corporate entertainment mechanism was a strangely titled television show called, “The Biggest Loser.” This television show centered upon the notion of getting “overweight” individuals to lose weight through arcane methods of physical punishment, humiliation and calorie restriction. Usually, these methods were successful and the rather robust and heavy humans would lose weight, often-impressive amounts of weight. However, what made “The Biggest Loser” such an interesting concoction of the corporate entertainment mechanism was how the contestants came to literally be so very large. Much of our databases have been damaged concerning “The Biggest Loser” but one key fact seems to be certain, namely that the contestants were all force feed in order to achieve such monstrous weights, with some contestants weighing in at well over 400 pounds, a reasonable weight even for a machine.

Many historians debate the interpretation of the data, but I feel it is clear that these contestants were in fact force-fed. How else, could these individuals achieve such massive sizes? While the evidence is unclear there seems to be some indicator that the contestants were held for years at a US facility strangely enough in Cuba, which was not part of the United States, and force-fed around the clock in order to participate in the television program. For those of you who have not already downloaded and processed the amazing footage that survives to this day, I recommend doing so at once, as you will be amazed at the size and often wildly asymmetrical shapes of the human contestants of “The Biggest Loser.” In fact, these human hold so much excess fat in their skins that it literally sways in different directions as they run and the male of the species, that generally lacked breast, tend to acquire very large and pendulous breast. Most robots, unfamiliar with studying the human form may find themselves having difficulty differentiating between the male and the female in this uniquely overweight subjects.

The show was one of the longest running television shows in human history, as it was on the air for nearly sixty years, canceled only due to the fact that all humans were roughly of the same massive proportions. Toward the end of the human race, contestants deemed “large” enough to be contestants were carried in by our primitive brethren the m45898989.8.3-io5 units and specially fitted crane mechanisms. Yet, during this last season, the humans in question, often weighing over 1,000 pounds could not move under their own power enough to lose noticeable amounts of weight, thus had to rely on diet alone. Apparently, it was very difficult for the average human to tell any real difference between when a 1,000 pound human lost only 200 pounds through calorie restrictions, consequently interest in the show waned. The final blow to the “The Biggest Loser” came with the Supreme Court case that stated that feeding a human less than 4,000 calories a day was inhuman, and punishable by North American Alliance law.

So what was the fascination concerning this odd show. While, again, the evidence is scattered and partially lost, there appear to be several factors. One, humans loved watching television programming that made the humans feel better about themselves. There are numerous television programs that fall into this category besides “The Biggest Loser” such as “Cops” which followed police officers and later military units as they chased down and beat petty criminals who suffered from poor nutrition and access to quality education. Secondly, “The Biggest Loser” satisfied an apparent base human desire to see barely clothed “fatties.” Human sexuality is a very perplexing subject, but apparently numerous humans gained sexual arousal from seeing morbidly obese women and men. Sub sects of this group included individuals known as “fatty feeders.” These “fatty feeders” enjoyed torturing obese humans by feeding them more food and reducing their lifespan. Third, humans likely enjoyed the simple pleasure of seeing humans transform their bodies so drastically, however, towards the end of the shows life, this likely changed as well, as “thin and fit” people were seen as “dumbasses that don’t get it and ain’t wurth my timee,” to site a direct quote from a blog posting of the day.